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KIM:
|
"Hey,
you clowns! You're late!!!" |
CHANG: |
"Huff,
puff...wait a sec, please, Master
Kim...wheez, cough...." |
CHOI: |
"Huff,
puff...You're a little...too fast there,
buddy boy...." |
KIM:
|
"What
am I to do if this makes you whine?!
I'm not winded at all! Just how
long have you guys been training
with me anyway? You're slacking
off. Give me two more laps!" |
CHANG: |
"...Huh?...Please,
Master, cut us some slack! ...Wheez,
cough...."
|
The
same three are in the midst of
their usual training at the usual
location. Just as they are about
to enter their third lap of their
usual running course, a lone man
stands before the three, blocking
their way.
|
MAN: |
"You're
looking fit." |
KIM: |
"...You!!!" |
MAN: |
"I
guess I should exchange pleasantries
about how long it's been, eh, Kim?" |
KIM: |
"It
sure has been a while, eh, Jhun?
When did you get here?"
|
CHANG,
CHOI: (Kim...?? ...Jhun? ...Who is this
bozo?)
Kim takes an unusually polite tone
toward his visitor; moreover, he
talks with him as if they've been
life-long friends.
|
CHOI: |
"Uh,
is he one of your old friends,
buddy boy?" |
KIM: |
"Uh,
pretty much...." |
JHUN: |
"Hey,
that's pretty rude!" |
He
looks a little questioning as he
cuts Kim off. |
JHUN: |
"Old
friends? Hmph, poppycock! I acknowledge
that we were both disciples of
the same teacher, but I don't remember
being 'friends.' I'd hope you'd
be more precise in your answers." |
KIM: |
"...So
you're still carrying a grudge
against me?"
|
CHANG,
CHO: (Whoa...I sense a little friction
here....)
|
KIM: |
"It's
been this way for a long time...I
don't even know how it got like
this...." |
JHUN: |
"Hmph...Whatever.
That's not why I've come here today." |
KIM: |
"I
guess not. So, what in the name
of the flying phoenix brings you
here?" |
JHUN: |
"I
saw that documentary about you
on TV recently, and gagged on your
comments about "rehabilitation."
Of course I saw it via satellite." |
KIM: |
"Oh,
stop, you're embarrassing me..." |
JHUN: |
"Don't
be silly. You can embarrass yourself
all on your own." |
KIM: |
"Huh...?" |
JHUN: |
"If
you think you can "rehabilitate"
people with your methods, you're
really quite the anachronism, pal!" |
KIM: |
"That
may be but I'll rehabilitate these
two according to my methods. My
methods are neither new nor old.
In a word, it's all about results
or the lack thereof, and new does
not necessarily mean good." |
JHUN: |
"But
that's how it was broadcast to
the world. You've made everyone
think the people of our country
are a bunch of primitives, and
I can't stomach that. And what
you said was nothing but self-promotion." |
KIM: |
"...So,
it can't be that you've come all
the way here simply to admonish
me, have you?" |
JHUN: |
"How
perceptive. I've learned all the
teachings of tae kwon do just like
you, and I've come here to have
you acknowledge my abilities." |
KIM: |
"You
are my good trusty rival, and I
acknowledge your ability. Satisfied?" |
JHUN: |
"OK,
now I want you to entrust one of
your charges to me."
|
CHANG,
CHOI: "Say what, Goldilocks?!!!"
|
JHUN: |
"Since
I left here I have absorbed and
studied various matters without
being shackled by tradition and
formalism. I want to make the most
of that and rehabilitate one of
these two with my logical and calculated
methods, not your primitive and
out-of-date voodoo. Then We'll
see then just whose ideas are correct."
|
Chang
and Choi, listening to the exchange
between the two, have different
ideas. |
CHANG: |
(Hey,
things aren't looking very good
for us.) |
CHOI: |
(Things
ain't no picnic now, I can't tolerate
this alone, buddy boy!) |
KIM: |
"But...." |
CHOI: |
"Yeah,
buddy boy, we deserve a little
preparation for something like
this." |
CHANG: |
"I
don't care whether he's a fellow
disciple or not, there's no way
I'll let this guy boss me around."
|
KIM: |
"...Very
well. It may be a good chance for
one of them to see more of the
outside world. I leave it all up
to you."
|
CHANG,
CHOI: "Huuuuuu-uh!!!"
|
KIM: |
"Would
entrusting the mighty Chang to
you be acceptable?" |
JHUN: |
"Ah,
a physical brute, is it? It's someone
worth teaching; he'll do just fine." |
CHANG: |
"N-No,
uh, uh, M-Master Kim...Why?" |
JHUN: |
"Well,
then let's hop right to it. I have
no time to lose, so I'll ask you
to get your stuff in order right
away, Chang." |
CHANG: |
"Hey,
don't I get to say...? Huh? ...Right
away?" |
JHUN: |
"That's
right. I've got to return on this
evening's flight." |
CHANG: |
"What?
'Flight'? ...Just where am I going,
anyway?" |
JHUN: |
"Japan,
big guy." |
CHANG: |
"Wh...aaaat?!!!" |
KIM: |
"Didn't
I mention that Jhun is living in
Japan these days?"
|
Korea,
a few months later.
|
CHOI: |
"Nine...eighteen...nineteen...nine...Hyah...Argh...Hah!" |
KIM: |
"OK,
take a break." |
CHOI: |
"Hah,
hah...." |
KIM: |
"Ah,
that's right. I got a letter from
Chang in Japan." |
CHOI: |
"Really?!
A letter from Chang, buddy boy?!" |
KIM: |
"Hold
on there, pal!"
|
A
few minutes later when Choi gets
a letter from Kim, he quickly opens
the envelope and reads the letter
inside.
It's been a few months since I left
our country, so how's it going? Well,
I'm sure you're making the best of
this.
Unlike our training up till now,
I've been using a bunch of training
machines and fill my time training
as efficiently as possible.
So since I don't spend all my days
training, it's pretty easy on me
physically but the problem is what
to do with the remaining time. This
clown's making me study. Study! It
seems that Jhun is a teacher at a
Japanese School here, and in my spare
time I'm taught things like general
education and sports dynamics, and
the last one is the most intense.
I'd rather be dead than studying!
If things keep up this way, I'd rather
be dealing with Kim...No, instead of
that, I just want to know how long
this is going to go on! Well, I don't
want to bring you down, because I
know we're both in one pretty pickle.
Keep your sharp things up!
P.S., Give the other letter from
Jhun in this envelope to Kim, will
you?
|
CHOI: |
(Letter?) |
Choi
gives the envelope another going
over and out pops a smaller envelope. |
CHOI: |
"Master
Kim, this is for you. It seems
to be from Master Jhun, buddy boy." |
KIM: |
"What?" |
Kim
opens the envelope and reads it
over, grunting in agreement as
he goes over its contents. |
KIM: |
"Choi,
starting tomorrow we begin a special
new regimen."
|
Yaaah!
Waaaaah! Kyaaaah! |
ATHENA: |
"Thanks
everyone, now for my first song,
'Banged-up Blue Moon'!" |
WAH-HAAAAH!!!
WHOOOOA!!
 PSY-CHO-SOL-DIER, PSYCHO SOLDIER!
|
ATHENA: |
"  Stop!
Please, no more! Don't go and break
my heart..." |
CHA-CHA-CHA!
|
CHANG: |
"Uh,
Master Jhun..." |
JHUN: |
"Oh,
she's heaven.... Huh? What is it,
Chang?" |
CHANG: |
"Is
this also part of my training?"
|
JHUN: |
"No,
this is recreation." |
CHANG: |
"......"
|
JHUN: |
"Well,
well, is that so. It looks like
there going to hold the King of
Fighters again." |
CHANG: |
"Yup." |
JHUN: |
"And
it looks like we're going to be
entering with Kim and Choi. He
says that we can see just whose
method is the best in this tournament." |
CHANG: |
"So,
what will happen to us?" |
JHUN: |
"I
guess you can look forward to returning
to society if you perform well
enough in the tournament." |
CHANG: |
"R-Really?" |
JHUN: |
"So
you should start working hard for
the tournament. Hmm, you look a
flabby there. How about cheering
along with me? Tones up the stomach
muscles, you know."
|
CHANG: |
"......" |